Allie Jo

I enjoy demolition derbies, county fairs, and counting the number of men who look like Kenny Rogers in public places. I'm not a big fan of cow tippin', but find more pleasure in gettin' drunk and pryin' the lids off of people's septic tanks to see how good they've been eatin'.

Homepage: http://whitetrashtales.com


Posts by Allie Jo

He’ll Learn to Love Me (Part 4)
Thursday, July 30th, 2009

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He’ll Learn to Love Me (Part 3)
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

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He’ll Learn To Love Me (Part 2)
Monday, July 27th, 2009

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He’ll Learn to Love Me (Part 1)
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009

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No Wonder They Were So Friendly! Part 2
Monday, July 20th, 2009

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No Wonder They Were So Friendly! Part 1
Friday, July 17th, 2009

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She’s a Brick House
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

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Elton John Would Have Been Proud (or mortified)
Thursday, July 9th, 2009

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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Monday, July 6th, 2009

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Why Do These Things Happen to Me??
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

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Habla ANYTHING?!
Monday, June 29th, 2009

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Another Date
Thursday, June 25th, 2009

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At Least It Could’ve Been KFC
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

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The Real Reason That I Wouldn’t Return His Call
Saturday, June 20th, 2009

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