Allie Jo
I enjoy demolition derbies, county fairs, and counting the number of men who look like Kenny Rogers in public places. I'm not a big fan of cow tippin', but find more pleasure in gettin' drunk and pryin' the lids off of people's septic tanks to see how good they've been eatin'.
Homepage: http://whitetrashtales.com
Posts by Allie Jo
He’ll Learn to Love Me (Part 4)
Thursday, July 30th, 2009Tags: Bitch, Chicago, Jenny Jones Show, school, Television
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He’ll Learn to Love Me (Part 3)
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009Tags: Bad Boyfriend, Jenny Jones Show, roommate, slut
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He’ll Learn To Love Me (Part 2)
Monday, July 27th, 2009Tags: Bad Boyfriend, Chicago, Fighting over a man, green room, Jenny Jones Show
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He’ll Learn to Love Me (Part 1)
Thursday, July 23rd, 2009Tags: Bad Boyfriend, Chicago, Fighting over a man, Jenny Jones Show
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No Wonder They Were So Friendly! Part 2
Monday, July 20th, 2009Tags: Arkansas, boobs, Cancun, Missouri, Pennsylvania, sex in the ocean, swingers
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No Wonder They Were So Friendly! Part 1
Friday, July 17th, 2009Tags: Arkansas, beer drinking contest, boobs, Cancun, Missouri, nipple licking, Pennsylvania
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She’s a Brick House
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009Tags: brick, creepy teacher, laid, school, state masonry competition
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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Monday, July 6th, 2009Tags: cat fight, fighting, North Carolina, principal peg leg, school girls, White Trash Tales
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Why Do These Things Happen to Me??
Wednesday, July 1st, 2009Tags: candy, car wreck, parade, shriners
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Habla ANYTHING?!
Monday, June 29th, 2009Tags: bad touch, loofah, massage, oatmeal, painful, redneck erotica, scrub, vacation
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Another Date
Thursday, June 25th, 2009Tags: Blind date, poot, truck, turkey farmer
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At Least It Could’ve Been KFC
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009Tags: chicken, hardees, red neck, skeeter, wedding
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The Real Reason That I Wouldn’t Return His Call
Saturday, June 20th, 2009Tags: North Carolina, shit stain, White Trash Tales
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