I can't decide which is classier...the sign pleading for more dancers or the Camaro with the homemade hood scoop...

Paradise Lost

They say you can never go home again and in most cases that holds true. Life keeps rolling along no matter how small your hometown happens to be. It could be that in your absence three Super Wal-marts have sprung up within sight of one another or perhaps the local strip mall claims to be serving the freshest sushi around (a mere 250 miles from the nearest seaport). But as much as things change there are some aspects of hometown life that are timelessly unyielding.  For example, your friend’s ex-wife will always be a whore. Literally.
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