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Baby Doll Tells All

A nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to go there.

A nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to go there.

Looks like Tonia “Babydoll” Pennington has as much trouble keeping her mouth closed as she does her legs. After being arrested at her place of work, the Paradise Strip Club, my friend’s ex-wife was charged with 14 counts of violating a local ordinance/adult entertainers; eight counts of a clothing violation; seven counts of sexually explicit behavior; five counts of violating a local ordinance by an owner/operator; two counts of conspiracy to sell and deliver cocaine; two counts of selling and delivering cocaine; possession with the intent to sell and deliver cocaine; and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia (whew that was a mouthful).

She has now gone on record about her exploits with an official publicly posted affidavit that can be read in its entirety here: Download PDF Baby Doll’s Affidavit

It reads like a slutty syllogism so I will sum up the highlights for those of you with short attention spans and a lack of Adobe Acrobat.
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Baby Doll’s Downfall

I can't decide which is classier...the sign pleading for more dancers or the Camaro with the homemade hood scoop...

Paradise Lost

They say you can never go home again and in most cases that holds true. Life keeps rolling along no matter how small your hometown happens to be. It could be that in your absence three Super Wal-marts have sprung up within sight of one another or perhaps the local strip mall claims to be serving the freshest sushi around (a mere 250 miles from the nearest seaport). But as much as things change there are some aspects of hometown life that are timelessly unyielding.  For example, your friend’s ex-wife will always be a whore. Literally.
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