I have felt the need to help the lay person understand what a Redneck is saying when they encounter one in the wild. Having a 9 month old, I have been privy to the “baby-phonics” videos as they are playing in the same room I happen to be in most of the time. I felt the phonetic descriptions could aptly describe White Trash speak as well. I named it Carolina Beach Phonics, because I can think of no other place where Rednecks from Concord, Graham, Lexington, Siler City, Reidsville, Elkin, Pittsboro, and the other citified trailer parks will congregate for a $25 a night beachfront roach Motel and subsequently drink, fight, bleed, and defecate in public places. This ensures continuing stagnated property values on Pleasure Island for years to come.
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