A nice place to visit but you wouldn't want to go there.

Looks like Tonia “Babydoll” Pennington has as much trouble keeping her mouth closed as she does her legs. After being arrested at her place of work, the Paradise Strip Club, my friend’s ex-wife was charged with 14 counts of violating a local ordinance/adult entertainers; eight counts of a clothing violation; seven counts of sexually explicit behavior; five counts of violating a local ordinance by an owner/operator; two counts of conspiracy to sell and deliver cocaine; two counts of selling and delivering cocaine; possession with the intent to sell and deliver cocaine; and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia (whew that was a mouthful).

She has now gone on record about her exploits with an official publicly posted affidavit that can be read in its entirety here: Download PDF Baby Doll’s Affidavit

It reads like a slutty syllogism so I will sum up the highlights for those of you with short attention spans and a lack of Adobe Acrobat.

Ms. Tonia Pennington

1. I am a resident of Alamance County, NC.
2. For the last eleven years, I have worked periodically as a bartender at the Paradise Club.
3. Ronald Lee Davis is the owner of the Paradise Club.
4. Ronald has a reputation for engaging in sexual activities with the dancers in exchange for money at the property.
5. On several occasions, I have engaged in sexual intercourse with Ronald Davis that the property in exchange for money.
6. On several occasions, I have danced nude in front of Ronald Davis while he masturbated at the property in exchange for money.
7. Each time I engaged in a sexual act with Ronald Davis at the property, he ejaculated (editor’s note: a 100% completion rate is something to brag about.)
8. On one occasion, Ronald Davis paid me $100.00 to engage in a sexual act with him at the property.
9. I have seen cocaine sold on the property.
10. I have seen dancers fighting inside the Paradise Club (editor’s note: that must have been awesome to watch.)
11. Further your affiant saith not (editor’s note: that is fancy talk for she finally shut up.)

It should be noted that the other two affidavits accompanying hers were much less forthcoming. You have to hand it to the girl, she tells it like it is. We will keep you posted as the story develops.

Links:

Our previous story on Baby Doll featuring video of her spectacular arrest

DigTriad news article about the Paradise Club closure